A person, usually high school to college aged young white or Asian male, who purchases weapons, such as samurai swords, maces, spears, scimitars, fancy looking knives, daggers, and nun-chucks at a shopping mall, usually from stores like Merlot's Cutlery, China Capital Arts, or various privately owned Oriental gift shops. Will talk trash to each other about the quality of their swords, which they will never use for anything in real life. Some of these people will pay high prices to purchase "better" swords on the internet, in the range of $300 to several thousand dollars, to out-do their friends or enemies who bought their blades at the local shopping mall. These people are often goths, thugs, or kids who are at the bottom of the social totem poll.
Dude, Mike owns like 10 samurai swords, 4 pairs of nunchucks, a bowstaff, and throwing stars. He got them all at China Capital Arts. He is such a mall ninja.
by Lupara2012 July 29, 2012
Get the Mall Ninjamug. A secret level of ninja that is rarely talked about, because no one knows who they are. Along with having superior ninja skills, they are skilled in the ways of "secrecy", and do not let others hear of their glorious ninjatastic ways. The creator of this special league of ninjas is said to be so great, his supreme awesomeness cannot be expressed in words. Not even the nuclear ninjas have seen him.
Guy: Dude! My algebra teacher is a total douche. I tried to get him fired, but it didn't work!
Some Other Guy: If all else fails, use the nuclear ninjas. They always get the job done.
Some Other Guy: If all else fails, use the nuclear ninjas. They always get the job done.
by Astreed November 21, 2007
Get the nuclear ninjasmug. the true name of a technique which is also known as Sexy no Jutsu and is used by the character Naruto in the popular anime series of the same name.
by Rikki Ru February 20, 2008
Get the ninja centerfoldmug. by Kevin_the_HeBeast December 9, 2008
Get the ninja shittermug. by bigmattzilla November 2, 2007
Get the ninja pleasemug. a small ginger cat who looks ever so cute and will lure you into her trap by rolling around on the floor and staring at you with big green eyes...then when you go near to fuss this cute little kitten KAPOW! suddenly she appears to grow a million limbs, each with around a thousand claws which shred and rip apart your arms. then the ginger ninja sprints away into the night, faster than any cat youve ever seen and it waits for the next gullible cat lover to fall into its trap.
by scarred169 August 25, 2008
Get the ginger ninjamug. A ninja warrior who, quite literally, kicks ass. They aim straight for the buttocks and pummel mercilessly. See also: 'munkfuck
by Snnnnickerdoodle January 29, 2007
Get the ass-ninjamug.