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Lockdown John

During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"

A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?

Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !

Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting

Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!
by Jonothan Isaac December 1, 2021
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John Rabe

Nazi Party member who lived and worked in China and saved approximately 200,000 people from getting murdered in the Nanking Massacre
John Rabe is proof that not all the Nazis were bad.
by -meaningless- March 1, 2021
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The John Feeling

Don’t want to go to class, have the John feeling rn.
by Cleveland! January 14, 2019
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John Kramer

Main antagonist in the SAW series who his baby died, tried to commit suicide but failed and got diagnosed with brain cancer
Also a cool chillass guy… who kills with awesome traps
Jigsaws real name is John Kramer
by SmashHitGamuh August 3, 2023
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John Anders

A John Anders is a mythical creature written about in mythology. The reason for this is because of his magical powers, John Anders usually transforms into little creatures to crawl under your door or other small entrances to steal your gold coins. A good way to find out if you're a victim of John Ander's trickery, is to count your gold coins every day, and if you see any missing, you are unfortunately a victim. The best way to prevent a John Anders from stealing your gold coins, you should consider putting students from Tonstad Skole, because John Anders doesn't like smelly students. If you've done this, you may hear a "Fytti RAKKERN hær stinke d!" That means you've succesfully prevented a John Anders
Help! John Anders stole all my GOLD COINS! I'm going to die of hunger
by Grøttihunter55 November 23, 2022
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john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name
Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name
by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018
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john cock

a real alpha chad that embraces masculinity. typically buff and rich and a REAL military man😈
person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?

person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!
by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023
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