Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you hooked up with that girl. You must have worked your ass off for the last couple months for that!
Guy 2: Naw it's a girl that I used to hit on all the time at one of my old jobs and now it's paying dividends. It was a residual booty call!
Guy 2: Naw it's a girl that I used to hit on all the time at one of my old jobs and now it's paying dividends. It was a residual booty call!
by jtimerchris February 3, 2010
Get the Residual Booty Callmug. In every lobby of the perfectly normal teenagers and young adults that just want to play their game, there’s also the 5 year old jackasses that think they’re hardcore playing a game aimed for people over 17, obnoxiously yelling, “I NOSCOPED U NOOB!!1!1!1!” Throwing a hissy fit whenever they get killed, making “yo mama” jokes that died in 2014 and insisting anything that’s not rated M is for babies when they are babies.
by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
Get the Call of Duty Fanboysmug. A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.
Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.
Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
by Creed Cur June 7, 2021
Get the It's called history, sweatymug. When you come into a room and try taking over the situation, even though you don't know what is going on, you are "walking in and calling yourself Pete".
by callingmyselfpete December 15, 2014
Get the call yourself petemug. The women thinks her self as the giant one while dominanting the submissive partner which it she might call baby the women considers herself as his so called mommy
by RealRacer May 27, 2023
Get the call me mommymug. A phrase used when your discord buddy misses alpha call. Once a harmless make, now an extensive meme used to represent any form of mistake.
by Sterm February 2, 2018
Get the missing alpha callmug. Theory 1 - If a player is talking and is 12yo or younger he and all others that age sound the exact same.
Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!"
Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match.
Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE!
Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection.
Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot.
Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this.
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Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!"
Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match.
Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE!
Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection.
Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot.
Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this.
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Call of Duty: Theories
Real Life Example:
- Map: Downfall -
{Player 1} - "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP! THIS MAP IS DUMB, SKIP THE MAP."
{Player 2} - "Hey kid how old are you?"
{Player 1} - "I'm 12. Why do you want to know?"
{Player 2} - "LOL. Hey everyone my theory i told you guys earlier is right see. LOL. Every kid on here under 12 sounds fucking the same and they all fucking tell you to skip the map!"
{Player 3} - "Ya dude. This is like the hundreth time this same thing has happened to me."
{Player 1} - "Oh yea then how old are you?"
{Player 2} - "17"
{Player 1} - "Oh yea... well... I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"
{Player 2} - " I bet you did"
{Player 3} - "LOL. You havn't even hit puberty yet kid. LOL. Matter of fact you probaly don't even know what fuck means.
{Player 2} - "LOL. He left. Evidently he didn't like us.
{Player 3} - "Oh well. He was on my team and doing nothing but getting his ass killed. Don't mind him leaving at all."
{Player 4} - "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
Real Life Example:
- Map: Downfall -
{Player 1} - "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP! THIS MAP IS DUMB, SKIP THE MAP."
{Player 2} - "Hey kid how old are you?"
{Player 1} - "I'm 12. Why do you want to know?"
{Player 2} - "LOL. Hey everyone my theory i told you guys earlier is right see. LOL. Every kid on here under 12 sounds fucking the same and they all fucking tell you to skip the map!"
{Player 3} - "Ya dude. This is like the hundreth time this same thing has happened to me."
{Player 1} - "Oh yea then how old are you?"
{Player 2} - "17"
{Player 1} - "Oh yea... well... I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"
{Player 2} - " I bet you did"
{Player 3} - "LOL. You havn't even hit puberty yet kid. LOL. Matter of fact you probaly don't even know what fuck means.
{Player 2} - "LOL. He left. Evidently he didn't like us.
{Player 3} - "Oh well. He was on my team and doing nothing but getting his ass killed. Don't mind him leaving at all."
{Player 4} - "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
by Houck&Barker July 28, 2009
Get the Call of Duty: Theoriesmug.