An act or instance, or a period of cooking a shit load of expensive and unnecessary food. Usually occurs at road trips where idiots become frivolous with money. It can also occur when the house cook is stoned.
I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?
Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen.
MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen.
MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
by Jason_Lee_94 October 3, 2013

by D Flawless July 19, 2022

oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.
Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”
by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023

by egiantspammer July 29, 2022

A person who forgets about his friends he knew for 7 years, and only spends 12 days of the year speaking to them
by MAYBE LB DID IT July 21, 2020

A rich greasy fluid that if ingested causes you to act in a really "slippery" manner like da infamous Ollie North.
Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's no wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
