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Biff Master Flex

n: a person who falls hard ALL the time. The greatest master of all biffs known to man kind. Someone that falls so hard that it even makes you feel the pain.

see also: biff,biffs,biffed
Devon: HAH! Did you see Howard biff when he did that triple flip kick for the hacky sac?

Damien: yeah what a fucking kid eh? He does those tricks all the time and ALWAYS falls.

Christine: Yeah he fucking biffed sooooooo hard... We should call him Biff Master Flex.
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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Dragon Master Fags

When guys are past their teenage years and still share an odd obsession over anything that relates to said Dragon. Sometime they stoop to levels of playing dragon board games, trying to blow fire at local bystanders, and even masturbating to photos of dragons on Google Image.
Heather: I heard Alex and Ian are really into dragons. Is this true?
Erin: I heard the same thing as well, Heather! It's very weird.
Heather: I'd say.

Erin: They are a couple of Dragon Master Fags.
Heather: Word.
by karmaisabitch March 30, 2012
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Sega Master System

First worldwide system released by SEGA in the states in 1986, also known as the Mark III in japan. It was graphically superior to the NES, and had way cooler peripherals, such as the fragile but still awesome 3D glasses. Instead of that crappy robot thing that shipped with the nes. But it was a doomed system in the states, due to nintendo's bully style marketing tactics. Though it did enjoy success in New Zeland, and especially Brazil, where they were still making games for it until 1997/8. And even made a girl's version of the SMS.
I be stayin at home wit' my homies, sippin' cris' and playing master system yo.
by Steven J. S. September 17, 2005
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master-of-the-payment-disorder

When a person or company has unlimited causes or reasons to not pay you for services, which is just a delay attempt tactic. These people have unlimited ways to pay a debt, but use any reason not to. They are not and never intended to pay the bill, which is a product they called you to buy. The lies, forms of denial, and other forms of greed makes you want to slap the hell out of them. They use the person or company, but get their payback when they are sued or fined 1000 times the amount they should have paid in the first place. The corrective medicine is to have them shut down in their peak business period, and then let them beg you to pay the bill.
That Dave and his manager are real master-of-the-payment-disorder assholes. No matter what I do for them it will never be enough! It's sad to see them shark around the legitamate payment, when all this is over they will have wished they paid the bill. Now, they have "self-screwed" themselves as always.
by Mark C. Mitchell January 2, 2008
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hybrid master race

People who game on a PC and a console. These types of people like to see PC gamers and console gamers fight on who is better
Tom: Which platform do you play on
Adam: Hybrid master race
Tom: I only play on PC
Adam: you are a one platform Peasant
by LMBR November 28, 2018
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Master-bait and switch

When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.
Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?
by Do the Stammy Leg February 9, 2019
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Lank master 69

When half fish eats human and has mediocre nipples and emo hair and has headphones glued to their head
Lank master 69 was rocking that emo music
by Big chinchilla dad April 4, 2019
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