noodleness

Having the qualities of a noodle

See that tall, thin math teacher. His noodleness is pretty high!

by MilkyMilkshake27 March 12, 2017

Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

by Liza M. June 9, 2010

Juan Noodle

The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.

He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Noodle dick

A very thin dick.

Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.

by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018

Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.

Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle

by Dingleoid January 29, 2019

noodle surprise

To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks

Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend

by Lil Blitz May 25, 2018

Noodled

When you are so high. You look normal

Dude. You are so noodled...

by UnethicalClown February 25, 2017