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Fan schmitt bowler

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.
Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.
by Linduh October 24, 2003
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Paradise PD Fans

Apparently my theory about how all Paradise PD fans is incorrect. A good chunk are dumbass 12 year old immature idiots who cry and whine to their mommy when they realize that Paradise PD is shit. They comment on Paradise PD videos that are negative about how the creator of that video is wrong and call him childish insults and how they’re chads even though they’re the opposite. I think that Paradise PD is actually a show for kids because kids want to watch stuff that they’re not supposed to. Whine and cry all day, Paradise PD fans. I don’t care and you’re a stupid idiot who was shat out of your mother in a public bathroom.
Paradise PD Fans when they read this: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Mommy!!!!!!!!!
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 28, 2022
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Raiders Fan Confetti

Batteries thrown by Raiders fans at the opposing teams fans.
Chiefs Fan 1 “Hey dude I just got hit in the head with a 9 volt battery,”
Chiefs fan 2 “I know man that Raiders fan confetti fucking hurts,”
by anonymous December 2, 2020
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dragon ball fan

thinks goku solos the verse but gets absolutely shit on by beerus and any god like being and their worst enemy is the sun light and the word goku doesn't solo if they hear this run they will say your stupid or if you say gokus overrated you might die they will talk shit on your favorite character or beat your ass but fall on their soda cans all over the floor and wont get up cause their fat as fuck
every dragon ball fans think gokus better then your favorite mc
by cl the god January 7, 2023
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Overprotective football fan

Two people or more arguing over the fact they don't support the same football team (it's fine to have a joke about it but being serious about it is fucking stupid) like it's just a sport and it's alright to be very supportive but not at a level it get very heated and could end up in a scrap.
Bigmanjeff(as a joke) : I don't like *insert football team here* they're shit

Bigoldbilly: you fucken what mate I support them you cunt wanna scrap donny
Oldmansteve: it's was only a joke chill the fuck out man you're an overprotective football fan.
by Wankface6969 November 1, 2017
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Asexual kakegurui fans

We just like the storyline and violence. The watching lesbians getting turned on by uno is fuckin weird
Person 1: “your a kakegurui fan? You must be so fuckin horny all the time, me too!”
Person 2: “sorry, I only talk to asexual kakegurui fans”
by Kyon kun January 5, 2021
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A Johnny derp fan

A person who is so stupidly biased for johnny depp they don't even realise it
That guy is clearly a johnny derp fan if he can't see they were both abusers
by Cheekytikki May 30, 2022
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