Matt

Girl 1: I need a matt
Girl 2: I could always get you 2% or skim
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Matt is the all powerful Mii. He can fight Shaggy at 100% power.
"Matt is eternal. Matt is undefeatable. All hail Matt."-Mahadma Ghandi 2019
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Matt is better at everything
Genesis= fail
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A guy who when you meet him will tell you that he is a sure thing, and then he will proceed to be the least sure thing ever in your life. He will tell you that you are special and rare and then make you feel like the most worthless nothing ever. He will make things up and lie to you just to avoid you. He wants nothing to do with you and will make that very clear. He will tell you that meeting you was the worst ten seconds of his life and that he would rather die than ever meet you again. Matt will seem to be different at first, but he is just like any other guy. He will break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp on it for no reason other than the fact that you liked him.
When I met Matt, he was one of the only guys who talked to me like I was a human being. I thought I liked him, but he started talking to me like I was a 2 dollar hooker. He traumatized me with the way he spoke to me.
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Matt is a popular loner. Matt has big blue eyes, brown hair, and an awkward smile. Matt is a sweet guy, but when around his popular friends, he is influenced easily. Be careful when befriending a Matt because you will never know what he will be like that day. Matt is a sensitive guy and does not like confrontation. Do not ask him who he likes because this will enrage him, and he will enviably start circling you with his friends and unfollow you on Instagram. However, if you do not upset him, he is a fun person to be around.
Girl "Did you know that Matt likes Maddie?"
Matt "What!? No I don't."
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A male with a small dick and a huge ego. He thinks he is hot shit and will drive you insane.
"Matt is so annoying"
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it's an abbreviation of name caled Matthew.
Matty Matty, it's hard to tell who you are he's nice but can be jerk at the same time. He's a rake and clueles about what's going on around him. He's Smart but can be really silly sometimes. Like who are you dude?
Me:.....
Literally me:....
Matt:. Show me
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