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Long Distance Relationship

The act of masterbating with your feet.
Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"
by TheMadNecro October 16, 2017
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The Long Green Line

A cocky, pompous, and predictable documentary about the cross country team of York High School in Illinois. The film was made in 2007 because the team had won 24 state titles in the past 45 years, and in the movie they win a 25th. The Long Green Line is absent of hard work, struggle, and adversity, and is, instead, a boring movie about a team that cruises to victory. To make matters worse, the runners are cocky, selfish, and several of them were arrested for arson and underage drinking. Unfortunately, this is the movie many non-runners associate with the sport of distance running.
Buddy: "You were a runner in high school?"
Me: "Yeah, I went to states in the 3200m."
Buddy: "Oh, cool...so you were like the guys in The Long Green Line?"
Me: "Umm no. For one thing, my state was WAY more competitive than theirs, and for another thing, I wasn't a complete douchebag."
by DukeT November 26, 2010
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Long Beach Island

The most boring place on Earth

Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?

Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
by 2chainzis da shitb October 7, 2015
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So long gay Bowser

When you grab someone by an appendage, spin them around, and then yeet them off into the distance.
He tried to punch me but I grabbed his arm and So long gay Bowser'ed him into a wall
by Red Sun June 6, 2019
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How long for someone to die in the cold. Before or after a deceased LEO was found outside in freezing temperatures.
JM googled “hos long to die in cold” at 2:27 a.m before anyone knew JO was deceased.
by Canton MA July 14, 2023
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Long Lake Camp For The Arts

You know go to long lake when: (Updated)

-You know can quote the Princess Bride word for word
-You have the most amazing friends
-You wake up at 4:30 Am on casting day
-You wish you were a CIT until you actually are
-Its your ultimate goal to be in a "Sam Show"
-But "Jaque shows" aren't too shabby either
-You hear rumors of Pippin 2012 3rd session
-You saw Pippin 2012 3rd session and cringed
-You know Makii doesn't walk to the rylee she drives
-You've made/eaten edible art
-You ship Dan & Robin Circus
-You think "its a hard knock life" when you have to clean the toilets during bunk inspection.
-You cut the line for canteen weather you want it or not
-You have conquered Herm rock
-You use hairspray in every production no. matter. what.
-You have rang or contemplated ringing the bell
-You try to take a "Light nap" during rest hour and wake up a zombie
-You've gotten yelled "hand check!" at you during bonfire night
-You wear pajamas to breakfast because everyone loves you no matter what
-You know all the words to the spoon song
-You try to use the phones on the outside of the unit leader shack to maximize talk time
-You've taken one drink and TWO pieces of candy at canteen and felt like such a badass
-You get "The Talk" within the first week of camp and still manage to get away with everything on hell night.
-You envy the golf carts passing by you as you walk up to the sports field on sunday
-You love long lake with all your heart
by LongLaker2k15 February 24, 2015
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