Tits Licked

Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.

Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"

Jim: "No... Why?"

Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"

Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"

by rds1840 September 25, 2011

Ghost Liker

A person who likes a post on social media (Instagram, Facebook, etc.) and then immediately unlikes it so that you get a notification that they liked said post but when you go on said social media the like is not there usually with the intent of trolling or playing with the victims mind. E.g. A "Ghost Like"

Guy 1: Dude! Jenny just liked my selfie on Instagram!

Guy 2: Nuh-Uh let me see!
Guy 1: Alright hold on a sec, wait it's not there!
Guy 2: Jenny must be a Ghost Liker

by HazMatCoffee May 28, 2015

hoe locker

used when talking about a slut who gets a lot of dick inside her, like a locker has a lot of things inside of it

Can you believe Janet has slept with like 6 guys already this week? She's such a hoe locker

by joshstan November 2, 2016

i licked my own ass crack

i did and no one will stop me

person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

by the golden woodchuck March 20, 2023

Licked

when you or someone you are talking to/ about is drunk or high, or they look drunk or high, it is known as looking or being licked!

feeling all licked

surrrr bruv you look alll licked

letz get licked

by mr.zooog January 14, 2008

Locker Fap

The act of masturbating in a locker of anykind (P.E, School, Gym, Etc.) It is done by putting your genitalia in your locker and masturbating with majorly attracting a disgusted crowd. It is usually done with a third party tool such as a dildo or a pocket pussy. Or you can go old school with lube and your dominant hand.

*from afar*
Matt: Why is Griffin so close to his locker? It looks like he's trying to pick up a heavy textbook.
Gavin: He's pulling a locker fap.
Matt: I thought he was just making funny faces because he's dicking around.

by LandsharkWolfbane January 22, 2013

Fart-Locker

The posterior of a female meant to be derogetory as well as vulgar.

Dude! Check the fart-locker on that broad!

by Spanky McNippleTwist January 23, 2009