South Jersey

It isn’t just any ordinary part of the armpit of the nation, it is very different

As a person born and raised in South Jersey, I may be biased, but this is the greatest part of this boring state. We are people who aren’t as rude as our northern counterparts, and for the rest, we are just a larger in size, smaller in population version of Philadelphia. Wawa comes to mind when thinking about us, and that is correct. In fact the city I was raised in had less people than 8,300 to this day, and we still have a Wawa, yet no main stores like Shop Rite, Walmart etc. South Jersey may as well be it’s own state, having a higher population than many states. We have about 1.75 million people, about the population of Idaho and larger population than states like Hawaii, New Hampshire, Maine, Delaware and we have a higher population than Washington D.C. Plus North Jersey depends on Atlantic City casinos either way and they will probably steal at least one of the casinos somehow.
South Jersey, the cooler version of North Jersey is where I live.
by User: Anonymous March 08, 2019
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South jersey

Fuck south jersey. Atlantic City is a crappy place, but don’t even get me started on those fucking Philadelphians. I would rather be put in a concentration camp then go to philly. They got good cheese steaks I’ll give them that, but besides that the city is cancer that needs to be taken out of the world. New York 4 life. U can’t even compare the 2. Fuck u faggot ass south jersey an philly niggas
Person 1 “Fuck south Jersey
Person 2 “and fuck those cock sucking philly niggas”
by RG-47 April 17, 2020
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south jersey

Somewhere very different from North Jersey. We ignore 7-11s, because of course Wawas. Not a sub, a hoagie(from Wawa!) Everywhere you go, there’s people in Eagles jerseys, possibly chanting. We know we’re nothing like Jersey Shore. Oh yeah, it’s not the beach, it’s the shore. That’s where everyone goes Prom Weekend. If you go to Avalon, you’re probably rich, but if you go to Ocean City/Stone Harbor, you’re definitely cool. Philadelphia(but everyone says Philly) is a bridge away, so games and concerts are easy. You secretly love it.
North Jersey: Ugh, I want to go to the beach
South Jersey: Too bad, we have the shore, not the beach
by KiaraReid February 24, 2019
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New Jersey Sober

The lifestyle choice of avoiding all drugs and alcohol except for psychedelics in micro-dosed quantities.
He quit drinking and smoking years ago, but he decided to go New Jersey Sober to keep a little bit of mind-alteration in his life.
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Jersey Girl

Jersey Girls are bad ass…these girls take more pride in their appearance than any girl in any other state in the U.S. they’re not all trash and are only here for a good time. they keep it real, never pump gas, and call all the shots…every guy wants a jersey girl and girls from other states want to be like jersey girls. they’re one of a kind bad ass chicks who know how to drive, know how to dance, can out drink any non-jersey girl, and are all about the attitude. and unless you’re looking to get your ass kicked…don’t cross one because they’re the only hell their mamas ever raised. but they’ll show you a good time like you’ll never see anywhere else. they’re true kick ass queens.
jersey girls never die…and only the good die young
by Grudi August 27, 2018
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Jersey Girl

a woman whose power should never be underestimated.
—a girl with fire in her veins and zero tolerance for bullshit.
—loud, loyal, and lethal.
—raised on sarcasm and traffic, she’s the kind of girl you cross once.
Jersey made her tough, life made her mean—don’t test either.”
“A Jersey Girl’s got nails sharp enough to pop your ego and a stare that could end a career.”
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New Jersey Meathook

The act of inserting middle and ring finger into a vagina and “hooking” your fingers back into her gspot and shaking your hand up and down rather than in and out until she squirts.
Didja hear Mike gave Shirley the ole’ New Jersey Meathook last night?
by mars_x3 November 30, 2023
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