Jersey devil

A Small 4 foot tall dragon the surprisingly looks like snooki

dude I saw the Beast and I SWEAR I saw the same thing on Jersey shore last night It must have been the Jersey devil

by Jimbobjoe August 6, 2012

Jersied

When the act of fellatio takes so much time the penis becomes raw

Bruce "What is taking so long?"

Sherry "Its not my fault."

Bruce "Its starting to hurt stop!"

Sherry "What happened?"

Bruce "You just jersied me are you kidding you rubbed it raw!"

by blue 568 October 11, 2008

New Jerseys

Man-Boobs, plain and simple...

Check out the New Jerseys on that guy! Holy crap, does he ever leave the basement?

by Bnacov March 28, 2008

New Jersey Shit Shot

Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.

Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend

by The Sgt. October 29, 2010

The New Jersey Monster

If New Jersey was, like, alive, and it was a monster, then it would be this.

Holy S***, Alex! It's the New Jersey Monster!

by Nico April 29, 2004

jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again

I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.

by LGAKHC May 27, 2010

Jersey Jandal

when someone poops on someone else's foot

Many people use a jersey jandal as an alternative to urine in order to cure jellyfish stings.

by AMILLSGGB June 16, 2010