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jack leg 

someone who lacks knowledge or ability to do things properly.
The Cooker: "Hey did you ever use Uncle Freddie as a lawyer?"
Pete Dick: "yeah, and he is a real jack leg, find somebody else!"
jack leg by Pete Dick July 5, 2008

Jacksonville 

Jacksonville is a shithole

Lamar Jackson 

A massively overhated top 3 QB in the NFL. He gets so much hate for no reason even when the guy is 19-3 as an NFL starting QB, won MVP, is the madden 21 cover, and was ranked as the best player in the league in the NFL’s Top 100 players of 2020. He had the most passing touchdowns in the league and the 6th most rushing yards, over Packers RB Aaron Jones and 25 other starting running backs. Already the best running QB of all time and the best dual threat QB in the league currently, but all anyone looks at is his 0-2 playoff start. Eli Manning and Peyton Manning both also started 0-2. Take some facts fatass! 😃
The only person more underrated than Lil Tjay, is Lamar Jackson

Captain Jack Sparrow 

Former captain of the Black Pearl. Known for his resourcefulness and campy behavior.
You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Yeah, but why is the rum gone?
Captain Jack Sparrow by ExAstris February 9, 2004

Jack Of All Asses

The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.
one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".

infinite jack

The act of jacking off to a picture of yourself jacking off.
He found his own touch most satisfying while caught in the midst of an Infinite Jack.
infinite jack by aggrobot October 18, 2006