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Jordan

An amazing girl who is always there for her friends when they need her. A Jordan is hardworking and tough and can get through anything! Some people take her for granted and think she's being a bitch, but in reality she's hurting inside. A Jordan loves all animals, and she loves sweet things and food. If you ever have a Jordan as a friend, care for her, be willing to follow her to the ends of the Earth, and she'll do the same for you.
Jordan was the only person that comforted me in my time of sorrow.
by Anonymouse and cheese April 14, 2019
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Jordan 4s

A show made by Michael Jordan. Considered one of the best looking Jordan. Retail price is 210 and above (usually)
Person 1: yo I got a 200 dollar budget what should I get
Person 2: get some Jordan 4s
by kuyu April 27, 2024
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she is a back stabbing motherfucking bitch. never become friends with a girl named jordan she will always tease you about your insecurties and she will just ruin your life. she thinks shes so perfect but in reality shes not. shes not popular but alot of people know her but most of it is just hate. yeah stay away
guy 1: 'shit shes making fun of me again'

guy 2: 'stop being friends with jordan, shes a bitch
by Critter >:) May 5, 2022
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Jordan

Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.
Person: wow Jordan is such an awful person
Person 2: I know right!? I can’t believe he has friends
by Urrrmum February 6, 2022
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sono Jordan

by Maggot1995 August 18, 2022
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Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU
Jordan. The green beast.
by anonymous December 4, 2024
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person 1: Jordan is ok

person 2: ok
by Fake Repster July 31, 2021
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