Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."

Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.

by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023

Bro Joke

A joke that no one else can understand but your bros.

"that's not funny"
"yeah, you wouldn't understand, it's a bro joke."

by Tifannie May 2, 2019

Joke

All Urban Dictonary is

This is a joke

by uwiiiiievniuewgwh February 16, 2019

Joke

Someone who thinks everything everybody says is a joke.

He/she was never the funny kind of joke, since he/she always tried to act tough/scary, or like another person.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

Joke

Did I make you laugh ?

Joke

by Mnmm February 18, 2017

zach joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.

"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"

by fireant812 August 17, 2023

Joke

Funny unless you’re on the butt end. Then it’s not a good time.

Jeff: Wanna hear a joke?
Joe: No.

by it’s ya boi MinecraftPlayz January 31, 2019