Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy

Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024

Pot crack

Someone who smokes crack from an asshole

Yo bro your a pot crack?

by Blue564 May 12, 2020

Insta Pot

What the Instant Pot was called before it was altered due to the mandela effect. (Not to be confused with The Carbonaro Effect).

“Wow, Janice, this chili is delicious!”
“Thank you! I made it in our Insta Pot!”

by peachybaby September 7, 2021

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

doo-doo pot

Toilet. Commode.

Passing excessive gas, a person says, "Excuse me, I have to go to the doo-doo pot."

by Deaf Drummer December 23, 2008

squat pot

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.

I’m gonna go use the squat pot.

by curlypoo December 25, 2020

Pot-Roastin

The act of getting together with your boys to play video games and kiss

"You guys pot-roastin later? I got a new game I'd love to play that goes great with kissing."

by H o o p April 9, 2024