Flat Brim Hat

Tosh.0: the flat brim hat is the modern day dunce cap
by Rottie June 10, 2016
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Go to Hell Hat

Another name for a flat cap. So named because the wearers (old men and hooligans) are very likely to tell you to go to hell.
by Almet January 05, 2010
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Velvet Hat Trick

A sexual act involving:

1: A threesome.
2: Using all three female orifices in the same session.
1: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought a prostitute.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.
by Zanderif August 31, 2007
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FDR Hat Trick

An American President can achieve a "FDR Hat Trick" if they experience an economic crisis and a war, all while having a debilitating disease, during his or her time in office.
FDR went through the Great Depression, and World War II, and remained one of the most accomplished presidents even though he had polio, and scored himself a FDR Hat Trick.

The only other president to have an FDR Hat Trick was President George W. Bush, who led the nation through Iraq, through an economic clusterfuck, but was elected even though he is mentally retarded.
by The Pie Piracy October 03, 2008
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ass-hat

Yo that kids so stupid, he's a Sandeep Akella
by Jesus May 19, 2004
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ass-hat

by DocPC July 31, 2003
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Alabama Top Hat

When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face
I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!
by dolphinication May 08, 2014
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