popped a cap in his ass

he shot him

English teacher "you have to use proper English when you're writing summaries in your reading log. is 'he popped a cap in his ass' proper English? no"

by applealex December 3, 2009

a frozen dick in his hand

left with nothing

He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

Swirling Around in His Urn

The way cremated people express shock and disgust. Similar to spinning in one's grave.

Gossip queen #1: Old man Wilson would be spinning in his grave if he new his daughter married a negress.
Gossip queen #2: Wasn't he cremated?
Gossip queen #1: That's right, he'd be swirling around in his urn if he knew his daughter was scissoring a black chick.

by Dikalottapus September 3, 2013

hi my name is trent

and i got a basketball game tomorrow

Trent: hi my name is Trent
Zach: Hi!
Trent: I got a basketball game tomorrow
Zach: Ok

by rsadhahcajxjaj January 11, 2021

stop eating his ear!

Something you scream at your friend that you just found out is a cannibal.

Hey you, stop eating his ear!

by shmurp June 12, 2017

his name is paul bunion

a song that is not good

his name is paul bunion sucks

by Houd October 19, 2016

to give the devil his due

Even the wicked noun should be given the credit due to him

In spite of all his wickedness,he has helped you;the devil should be given his due

To give the devil his due

by Ankiy January 28, 2021