Fruit Picking

Fruit picking is what causes lesbianism in prehistoric hunter-gather female groups. Since women traditionally stay back at the cave and go out and pick fruit while the men go hunt meat, they hang around each other alot and that leads to fun with the "fruit" and therefore to cave-women lesbianism. (Its a New Zealand thing)

"Those two over there with the fruit, they are so botch, I bet those two are fruit picking, ae" wink wink.

by McLovin - McGee March 5, 2009

fruit cake

jermarious

OH MY GOSH, is that jermarious trying to act all cool again? Damn. hes such a fucking fruit cake.

by chococherryberry March 29, 2011

fruitbasket

A man touch the privacy of another man from behind.

Reggie Evans causing a nation of male TV viewers to grimace in unison (if you didn't see him fruitbasket (fruitbasketing) Chris Kaman, consider yourself lucky, as it cannot be unseen)

By Chris Ballard of SI

Wednesday May 3, 2006 12:08PM; Updated: Wednesday May 3, 2006 5:18PM

by Rhoong May 14, 2006

Fruitcake

Basically fruitcake = fuck
My history teacher told meh about it.
LOL

1. Fruitcake
2. Fruitcaking
3. Fruit-tard (My personal fave)
4. Fruiter

1. DOOD, what the fruitcake!?

2. You'er fruitcaking pissing me off.

3. You're a fruitcake-tard.

4. You lil' fruiter.

:D

by omfgitsmorganf May 25, 2008

fruit ninja

A man who has been trained to be gay on command because he is a faggot at heart but didn't know it until he was ass slammed in prison.

Teddy is just a fruit ninja, he learned it in prison.

by Aunt Bee January 5, 2009

fruit booter

An asshole that wears the baggiest bell bottoms, acts "extreme", is rejected from being human, should be locked in cages grinded up into different flavours and fed to my cats, and rollerblades for cheap entertainment

damn those fruit booters should just do that crap at home and not in/on the skatepark/spot

by Skate Boarder September 23, 2003

fruit loops

somone/something that is way, rude, mean, stupid, and boring...(also means someone that is not social)

"I hate that girl, she's so fruit loops"

by shoobi March 6, 2004