Three or More Affectations Rule

This rule states that if someone has three or more affectations from the neck up (i.e. garish scarves, ostentatious earrings, extravagant nose rings, designer glasses, gaudy facial hair, etc.) is probably an attention-starved prick. It is strongly advised that attention-starved pricks guilty of violating this policy cease and desist at once.

Guy 1: Look at that guy and his ridiculous mustache, glasses, and scarf.

Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.

by So-Called Person February 15, 2014

The Three R's of Eric Cartman

Rich
Revenge
Racist
these are the three r's of eric cartman. things related to eric cartman. that start with r.

Kyle- Wow, Cartman is always coming up with some stupid idea to be racist, get rich, or get revenge.
Kenny- Yeah!

Stan- Those all start with R.
Kenny- The Three R's of Eric Cartman. *chuckle*

by yhjdfhjg June 11, 2023

Wright Three Wet Willy

The act of sitting next to a person, and quickly whipping out that butt and pooping in the adjacent persons ear. With the poop that sticks in the ear canal, take that finger of yours and ear fuck them till it goes in further. Be sure to lick off germs from finger afterwards. bam.

"dude speak up, I cant hear out of my left ear!"
"why what happened?"
"I got Wright three wet willyed last night."

*dudes high five*

by W34evr May 1, 2016

Three Finger Double Teabagger

A teacup where the handle can only hold three fingers and the cup can only hold two tea bags worth of tea.

I wanted an espresso cup, but I got a Three Finger Double Teabagger

by Larry The Unstable Guy February 8, 2021

three legged chicken dance

First a woman bends over and grabs something sturdy, then a man enters her from the rear, the man then firmly grasps her hair and one at a time proceeds to place his feet flat on her back while continuing to plow her from behind then triumphantly clucking at the top of his lungs, like an crazed rock climber who is clinging on for dear life!

Damn dude that girl from the bar was so freaky we did the three legged chicken dance until I fell off and got a concussion!

by Drew P Cock January 22, 2017

Three way Banjo Battle

A very serious and ertotic Sexual position involving a Banjo, Jar of Mayo, A poodle, An albino Goat, A tennis Racket, A digereedoo, A quart of Milk, and an opening statement By Billy Crystal

Hey man Im so excited for the Three Way Banjo Battle tonight! Im totaly bringing the Goat!

by Bummer1 December 29, 2010

one in the pink, three in the stink

1 finger inserted in the vagina, while 3 of the remaining 4 are interested into the woman's anus, or "stink."
A fucking weird thing to do.

So I started out slow, just a little of the ol' shocka, but gradually the fingers migrated south. Before I knew it, I had one in the pink, three in the stink.

by Gray the Don January 8, 2015