Ethan

A fucking legend with a huge dick and has a sexy wife

Did you see that Ethan at the park?

by Sayerteatme December 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a very weird person that tends to have a couple of friends. He is usually self centered and has a sense of humor that some people might not get. Ethan plays waterpolo, basketball, and/or baseball and flexes on his AirPods. Having Ethan as a friend is not the best idea, nor the worst. He tends to joke around and will sometimes have your back. The only thing he is compassionate to is his dog. Most Ethan’s are chatty and are somewhat smart, exceeding standard math curriculums.

Ethan flexes on his AirPods 24/7.

by Polarbear2000 December 30, 2019

Ethan Morrow

A gay boy from some island no ones heard of

That guy is such an Ethan Morrow

by Blainey69 April 21, 2019

Ethan

Often stupid and will Alex your day

Look at Ethan he is a nut job

by Realethanhours April 22, 2019

Ethan Pelt

The absolute sexiest person ever. And has the best girlfriend in the world.

Ethan Pelt is THICC

by swagdaddy#82 April 26, 2019

Ethan

Everyone likes him, but he's super mean to everyone you meet. He is the kind of person to put soap into a fish bowl.

"Who is Ethan?"

"He's the guy that keeps closing that guy Josh's computer."

by Docdarnit April 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethans are most of the time bitches and pains in the ass, if you know an Ethan be prepared to be betrayed because they will find a way to at some point

Girl 1: Ethan just asked me out again for the fifth time this semester! Girl 2: yep he is going to be forever alone

by XxLivlovespotterxX April 26, 2019