Ethan

Math! He only does Math

Ethan is so good at math

by Person 1003 September 27, 2019

Ethan

dense

Ethan is not as dense as Bayden but still

by rahhhhh____ May 7, 2024

Ethan

Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.

Child 1: Is Ethan a nonce?
Child 2: He is a ginger.
Child 1: Explains why my ass hurts.

by JoshuaThePredatorHunter November 22, 2021

Ethan

Being "Ethan" is equal to being underdeveloped in the frontal cortex.

Guy1: You're so ethan
Guy2: inki pinki ponki

by Kjydlonge March 11, 2024

Ethan Paynter

Ethan is a person who would do anything to beat someone in chess. He is crazy for books and loves reading them. He loves chocolate and wants to focus. He is kind, funny, smart, unique and doesn't care what anyone thinks about him.

Boy 1 "Wow I think that's an Ethan"
Boy 2 "How do you know"
Boy 1 "Because he has crazy hair and is carrying a bunch of books"
Boy 2 "Oh that makes sense let's go say hi"

An Ethan Paynter is weird but he's my best friend.

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by #name crazy January 23, 2021

ethan torres

A well known gay fuck boy

Man he’s a real ethan torres

by Zach fritchell November 13, 2020

Ethan

Hes Ethan he is very mad and *UWU* and Cutely types. is the best boyfriend one could have. he is strong physically but weak emotionally. he's a pretty good friend and likes UWU

person 1: ethan is sooo nice

person 2: he's also soo romantic

by Ethan Estavillo June 3, 2022