"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"
by big bald obama October 7, 2021
Get the I slammed my penith in the car doormug. 
Get the kick her back doors inmug. 1.) When a monkey sneaks up behind you and jams his finger in your ass.
2.) When you sneak up on a monkey and make it give you a handjob.
2.) When you sneak up on a monkey and make it give you a handjob.
Cody-"Damn, that monkey snuck up on me and gave me a Lumpy shit taste my door"
Ryan- "Hahahaha Lick me"
Ryan- "Hahahaha Lick me"
by Cooodddddyyy December 14, 2008
Get the Lumpy shit taste my doormug. a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.
by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021
Get the I thlammed my penith in the car doormug. a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.
I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.
by Vanesca April 18, 2012
Get the banged me like a cheap screen doormug. The Quote/Reason Why Sheldon Cooper Doesn’t Hold Open Doors For People.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.
by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018
Get the Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More!mug. A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.
Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!
*Car door slamming*
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
*Daffy dies*
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!
*Car door slamming*
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
*Daffy dies*
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
Get the I thlammed my penith in the car doormug.