chill blonde 16 year old with a middle part which is so very hot
he is also a god at minecraft pvp
hes no simp for no mf except his gf
gay around his closest homies no cap
everyone loves him because he is such a daddy long
he also likes uk drill which is hot asf like god daym
he is also a god at minecraft pvp
hes no simp for no mf except his gf
gay around his closest homies no cap
everyone loves him because he is such a daddy long
he also likes uk drill which is hot asf like god daym
everyone: yo i wonder where daddy uri is today?
*uri entered the chat*
everyone: OMG DADDY CAN I HAVE SCREENIE PLS CARRY ME SW PLS FUCK ME DADDY UGH UHG
uri: ok whatever i guess my little kittens
*uri entered the chat*
everyone: OMG DADDY CAN I HAVE SCREENIE PLS CARRY ME SW PLS FUCK ME DADDY UGH UHG
uri: ok whatever i guess my little kittens
by H4D1LOVESTHIGHS June 19, 2021
A person who is dominant in a sexual manner whom enjoys spanking their partner in a way that is borderline abusive. The spanking used to be a legitimate form of punishment in the bedroom, but is frowned upon in today's society and could result in a prison sentence. Mainly used in male on male relationships and used affectionately.
Brad always complained about the beatings he got from his Daddy Peterson, but always went back to him after the off-season.
by Sunset Wolf September 16, 2016
When he or she for that matter, since gender doesn’t matter anymore, repeatedly smacks and reddens your ass during sex. The recipient’s response yelling “Oh yes daddy” or “Mmm Thank you daddy” or “Harder daddy” or any other verbal “daddy” recognition is purely optional and has no bearing on said ass smacking constituting daddy smacks.
My lilly white ass was a blistered with a pinkish hue after I took it from behind for an hour getting them daddy smacks.
Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. That’s it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.
Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. That’s it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.
by Dick Onchin July 28, 2021
A Drinking game involving an extra large beer mug and ping pong balls. Similar in nature to quarters, Daddy Jesus has the starting player pour a chosen amount of beer into the mug and then attempt to bounce the ping pong ball into the mug. If successful, the player then pours any chosen amount into the mug and passes the ball to the next player. Any time a player fails to make the ball into the mug, they must drink the contents of the mug.
"The last time we played Daddy Jesus, he ended up getting screwed over by the other guys and had to drink a full giant mug."
by UFdude September 05, 2011
He a hot mother fucker ooojjjwwwwhhhh
by Dreamer boy March 31, 2018
When you love your friend so much that you call them your daddy umpkin.
Mainly someone who has a Minecraft head.
Mainly someone who has a Minecraft head.
“I love you my daddy umpkins”
“I love you to my little umpkin… let’s go shart on FaceTime later together”
“I love you to my little umpkin… let’s go shart on FaceTime later together”
by Popyokittyforthelawndandsaviah May 09, 2022
SHE IS EL BEANER,BEHIND THAT MASK IS THE BLONDE WHITE FEMALE.SHE IS THE CREATOR OF ALL LIVING THINGS
by Daddy Amy April 09, 2019