lump cake

A lump cake is used to describe a sexy beast of a person or it could also mean a cake that is lumpy and should not be eaten or digested by the human body.

"Damn, that girl aryana sure is a real lump cake"

Or
"That lumo cake gave me the shits last night pee yewww"

by randomlyrandombooty12 May 28, 2016

Rice cake

A poison ass rice shaped like a little round circle??? It is probably good for a diet but it may make you feel bad.

Brian: Hey Peter have you tried these things called rice cakes, they are apparently good for a diet.

Peter: *dead*

The video was really funny tho bruh

by megggggga faggot October 30, 2019

cat cake

if ur a catfish and ur flat as a pan cake your a cat cake
this word is made the Ha Sisters

ur flat as a pancake and you catfish ur CAT CAKE -Emily ha

by Gurlbye91 November 14, 2021

doody boy cake eater

A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.

Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.

Chip : Why Uncle Paul?

Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.

by EvilMuppet February 14, 2012

Wake and Cake

The act of waking up and immediately having sex.

Bro, this morning I had the best wake and cake session. She was amazing!

by minirampage March 16, 2014

Shit Cake

The act of taking a dump then jerking your jizz on top to ice it like a cake.

Big-Red went into the toilet to take a shit, the guests were then escorted into the bathroom to see the lovely shit cake he made.

by Fagabeefy January 16, 2010

"you can't have your cake and eat it too"

You can't keep your old love while trying out a new one.

"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.

by labkat January 12, 2009