Cat Driving a Bus

A fuzzy cat that drives a bus..

Dude I totally saw a "Cat Driving a bus."

IM DRIVING A BUS MEOOOOWOWWW!!!!NYAAAAA! *CRASH*

by Zossimus September 21, 2010

driving the bus

having sexual intercourse.

Hold on, Baby...I'm driving the bus NOW!

by MoJo Mojowitz August 30, 2005

getting hit by a bus

Is used in place of words such as: gay,stupid, retarded, etc...
Mainly used because people use the terms "gay or "retarded" in a negative tone. Implying that being gay or retarded it bad.

"Omgawd! Myspace is so getting hit by a bus!!"

by AKGNAKJGN. November 16, 2006

Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 September 03, 2008

Take the late bus

to ditch a school event of some kind and talk shit about bitches

"dude, i hate bitchy people"

"Ohmigod, I know, lets go take the late bus"

"totally"

by girlygirl726678 October 30, 2009

crazy bus

an exclamation used when something is crazy, but not quite to the point of laughter

::someone tells a boring story that is supposed to be exciting:: Crazy Bus!

by Alifonte October 20, 2003

school bus driver

Derogatory term for a lesbian

She is a pretty girl, so you would think that she could do better than that school bus driver.

by almost June 22, 2004