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release beard

A beard specifically grown in preparation for getting difficult/large-scale software features live.
I've been growing this release beard in preparation for our big 1.1 release next week. I'll shave it afterward.
by E money D December 21, 2017
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beard enema

A douchey beard, translates from English to Spanish on Google Translate, then back from Spanish to English
Eddie Rosario has a beard enema for the World Series
by SamandAbby October 29, 2021
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360 beard

When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!
Look at the result of my wife's great work, I now have a 360 beard!!!!
by The crafty cutie March 24, 2019
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soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
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National Ugly Beard Day

On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.
Happy National Ugly Beard Day!
by sg_10 November 3, 2021
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Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.
“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”
by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025
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beard pull

The act of one with a beard longer than 2 inches grouping many hairs on their face with one hand and pulling downwards, showing the length of their beard. Usually done in a flirtatious manner but could also be used to deter one from asking too much.
'Bro, Joe just did a beard pull, he either likes this chick or she said he was wrong about something so he needs to bide time."
by TommySalam7 June 7, 2023
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