Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022

Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned

"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."

by Saiki KK April 15, 2022

Baked balls

Your eyes when you get baked muthafucka!

Person 1: can you tell im high?
Person 2: yeah you got them baked balls brotha.

by StonyGreek April 27, 2021

Duke Baking Centre

Large oven used in the Subway chain for baking bread.

Viktor, can you put twelve Hearty Italians in the Duke Baking Centre please?

by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009

Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.

I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>I Baking BAck SMack Neurological Stares Called Raigeki

<.7.9.7.6.>I Baking BAck SMack Neurological Stares Called Raigeki

<.7.9.7.6.>I Baking BAck SMack Neurological Stares Called Raigeki

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Bakes

The nickname that comes from the last name Baker. Bakes can be a boy or a girl, and works well with either. Bakes' are quite the lads and she's very clever and accepting of the stellar nickname.

Girl 1- who's that?
Girl 2- Lehna?
Girl 3- Lehna?! It's Bakes now!!

by stellarstingers:) April 7, 2016