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chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
by turtle-paws March 15, 2012
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Chuck your donuts

To overreact to an unintentional slight in a manner that implies knowledge you don't really have.
"This is the express lane, 10 item or less! How dare you be here with 11 items! You know full well that you are trying to take advantage of hard working people like me!"
"Dude, don't chuck your donuts! - This TP is a two-pack!"
by Awesome guy 74474 May 1, 2021
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Chucking a lanky

Moving spaghetti legs so fast and in random direction that direction of movement or stance is impossible to make sense off.
Chucking a lanky is unpredictable lanky movement by some one lanky. What's that lanky cunt doing? Dunno bro. He chucked a lanky ayy. Really again? Yea.
by Mr spaghetti legs February 9, 2022
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chucking an 's'

When a show off chick who knows shes skinny, or has really hot lips or something, starts going 'OMG I am soooo fat,' -OR- 'I need to put more weight on.' or starts complaining about collegen injections and crap.
Sam: Jeez Liz, you make me seem so fat!!
Liz: Shes chucking an 's', YET AGAIN!!!
by aleces December 14, 2008
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Chuck Fury

1. (verb) The act of throwing shade in a particularly heinous manner; usually done without passive-aggressive prestense in an outright aggressive communication style.

2. (proper noun) A foul-mouthed comedian who doesn't throw shade but does chuck fury.

3. (verb) The act of aggressive masturbation.
Definitions One and Two

Person 1: I heard Chuck Fury was throwing shade at insert group here on stage last night.

Person 2: That motherfucker seriously knows how to chuck fury

Definition Three
When I jerk off I throw down that furious wrist action. I chuck fury.
by The Real Chub Daddy, Bitches! November 23, 2021
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Chuck Shaw

Chuck Shaw (pronounced Ceee-Shaw, sort of like a Seesaw, and not like Nigk, pronounced like nig, (pause) the "Ck"sound).

Cee-Shaw is your typical Steelers fan- dejected, sad, pitiful, lonely, still holding on to the glory days- you know the type..., Anyways Cee-Shaw mostly is a giggler, chuckler, but sometimes laughs the Muttley Laugh. Cee-Shaw is not related to Ceelo Greene, but is just as gangsta. Cee-Shaw doesn't always use his sick-nasty accounting skills, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. Cee-Shaw, when not being a legitimate bad ass will sometimes go by Chuck, Chuggles, or ChuckMcChuckster. When being Chuck, he will walk right past you while your studying and give you the three finger "hey" sign, but he stays silent. Chuck formally had the Guinness Book of World record for the squeakiest shoes in our solar system, but he traded them in for some new sweet kicks. When you hear a squeak that you can't explain, it is probably Chuck getting his squeak on with his old squeaky shoes. Chuck is also from the good old state of TreeHuggerLand, AKA Oregon. When he was seven years old he graduated from college and is now the youngest member of the coolest law school study group on the planet (also a Guinness record). When not being clever, or witty, chuck tries to make urban dictionary definitions that ultimately super lame compared to this one. Oh snap.
How much wood, would a wood Chuck Shaw Chuck, if a Wood Chuck could Chuck wood? Chuck would Chuck, as much wood, as a wood Chuck could chuck would.

Have you been to GranolaLand? Yes it was very Chuck Shaw.

Do you enjoy drinking a tall glass of Chuck Shaw? No.

How do you make a Chuck Shaw Laugh? Shit.
by TheGreatRedJarens October 15, 2013
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chucking a 'c'

When some person who thinks they're smart gets all sad and depressed coz they didn't get into some nerd thing.
Connie: Oh no! Boo Hoo! I didn't get into prize-giving!
Liz: Shes chucking a 'c' again!
by alecsia December 7, 2006
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