by BananaMaster8125 February 23, 2019
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Something or someone with an attidude of a cat but a strength of a baby, she will always disrespect a random stranger and always respect her close friends. She has a ton of friends and servers online and sometimes does improtant stuff to keep a server alive and well scheduled. If you meet her, then run for your life
by Sedbingdingbinsing March 1, 2019
Get the altershan mug.A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack
Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her
Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019
Get the alternative lumberjack mug.Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.
One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
Get the alternative anonymous meetings mug.Altered perceptions are a progressive deathcore/djent band signed by artery recordings, the band was formed in 2013 in lemont,illnois. They have 3 albums; void (released Sep 2013), from rise to ruin (released off 2016), and malice (released Jun 2018). To anyone who thinks these are the heaviest band ever, go suck a ducks bill... If you want heavy, infant annihilator
Man 1: dude altered perceptions are so good
Man 2: their ok
Man 1 l: they are so fuKing heavy!!!!
Man 2: *slits man 1's throAt
Man 2: their ok
Man 1 l: they are so fuKing heavy!!!!
Man 2: *slits man 1's throAt
by Not Caleb foster September 11, 2019
Get the altered perceptions mug.Altervampyr’s are an alternative modern, real version of what we know as “Vampires.”
A human being who consumes blood for energy, or identifies as a non-traditional vampire. They can be killed as easily as human beings and do not live forever, however they might live longer than the average person, but are still 100% human and acknowledge this, however they take on the act of looking and/or experiencing a vampiric lifestyle. They do not kill or attack living things for blood, like a traditional fiction vampire would, they typically have a consenting donor/donors or receive prescription blood bags from a hospital. Altervampyr’s are usually not out to harm the living unless for self defense.
This can be used as fashion or a lifestyle, and is not limited to anyone.
A human being who consumes blood for energy, or identifies as a non-traditional vampire. They can be killed as easily as human beings and do not live forever, however they might live longer than the average person, but are still 100% human and acknowledge this, however they take on the act of looking and/or experiencing a vampiric lifestyle. They do not kill or attack living things for blood, like a traditional fiction vampire would, they typically have a consenting donor/donors or receive prescription blood bags from a hospital. Altervampyr’s are usually not out to harm the living unless for self defense.
This can be used as fashion or a lifestyle, and is not limited to anyone.
“Anna drinks blood, and she’s still human and knows it, but doesn’t like the term, and based on her style and diet choice, that means she’s an Altervampyr.
by Educated.People September 15, 2019
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