Barry Hammer

A fat ape who drives a bus and loves feet. He gives candy to little girls if he can sniff their shoes. No one has caught this pedo yet!

Ex: Barry Hammer gave me Lindor's chocolates in my shoes!"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019

Hammer

Big butt! Fat bootyyyyy

She’s got a big dabonker, she’s a big butt and I cannot lie (her butt is as think as ham: aka.hammer)

by Cutienesspelities November 28, 2022

Razer - The Hammer

God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.

God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.

by godimperator January 12, 2018

Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment

Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy

by MCB95 May 15, 2016

Hammer

When you anal fuck your dog and you beat it to death with a hammer

Eli: Hi chase what did you do last night

Chase (Bubba chungus): I did the hammer

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

Talking-Hammer

a hammer that talks

bob has a talking-hammer

by The big pp boy February 6, 2023

hammer juice

Ejaculate.

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.

by Ed Richards November 10, 2013