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Ukulele Wanker

An extremely woke individual who attends protests / activism shit with a ukulele. This person is usually very entitled and delusional, not being able to see the real world, only what they would like to see.
Q: What did Daz Black call the Vegan Teacher?
A: A Ukulele Wanker
by KittyKat Slater February 19, 2026
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Aussie Wanker

When she lies under your bed and reaches up and and wanks you off
She gave me an Aussie wanker last night
by Aussie wanker March 18, 2026
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Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".
Martin is such a jolly wanker.
by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025
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Flag wanker

Someone who holds up a flag that blocks the view of the stage for people standing behind them.
He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.
by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025
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Clanker Wanker

slang, derogatory
Pronunciation: /ˈklæŋ.kərˌwæŋ.kər/

1. A dismissive term for a person who habitually relies on AI (chatGPT or similar tools) for tasks, answers, or ideas, often to the point of being incapable of living without them.

2. More broadly, someone perceived as unable or unwilling to think independently, instead outsourcing all thought to an AI.

3. Autocorrect for the brain.

Usage note: Primarily humorous or mocking; may be offensive if used seriously. Please use with caution, the word is meant to encourage the use of independent thinking.
Example: “Bro's such a clanker wanker he asks chatgpt how to do the doo

doo (slang): noun, informal term for taking a dump.
by Pican September 16, 2025
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Park Wanker

Someone who wanks in parks compulsively
What a park wanker he must be Shaun werry
by King of the slang October 13, 2025
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Chef Wankery

Doing showman skits while cooking, examples ranges from deglaze (setting the alcohol in the pan on fire), to chopping at high speed without looking.

Coined by Chef William Murray of Fallow restaurant (London, UK) in one of Fallow’s YouTube short.
To be clear, the act of setting it on fire is purely chef wankery. You can just reduce it, it does the exact same thing.
by thatguywhoplayfgo October 27, 2025
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