beluga whale moment

a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare

Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment

by mizaodaz September 11, 2022

Humpback whaling

When you have sex after your water is broken

We were admitted to the hospital, but all she wanted to do was humpback whaling

by cytobomb November 4, 2022

Whale

Noun

Plural, whales

1. A very large marine mammal.

2. A human of incredible size, especially a fat woman with a bad attitude.

3. An individual who has tremendous wealth and likes to flaunt it, especially in casinos, nightclubs, strip clubs, and high-end clothing outlets. Often used as a term of endearment. A loving/affectionate term used only for wealthy people you truly care about.

Verb (1)

Intransitive verb

Whaled; whaling

1. To engage in whale fishing.

2. To pursue fat women after 2:00 AM in an act of drunken, horny desperation.

3. To blast off like all the crypto scammers and YouTubers on Hustler Casino Live. Example: straddle the button to $25K.

Verb (2)

Transitive verb

1. Lash, thrash, hit, defeat soundly.

See also: whale off, whalelike, whale-ish, whale shit, whale estate, whale car/clothes/house/cats, whalin' out

"Only a true whale says FIJI water isn't good enough."

"Did you whale off at the Gucci store, bro?"

"I heard you were whalin' out at the Rhino last night, bruh."

by Whale_Potential November 5, 2022

Whale

Someone who is fat, On average, still lives with their mom and has no father. They typically spend all their time playing games such as Idle angels, And other anime girl spinning games. They spend lots of money on these games trying to get their favorite "Waifuu" and will never live up to anything in life because they are lazy, fat, pieces of shit, and spend all day on the internet.

Guy: Don't play Idle Angels.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.

by Zubeia May 4, 2022

Whale kissing

When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds

Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.

by CorneliusTheGreat September 18, 2022

Submerged Whale Tail

A Submerged Whale Tail is when you wear a thong on a windy day intentionally to show the 'Whale tail' of the thong beneath the waves the skirt makes in the wind. Rocking a Submerged Whale Tail is best done with a short pleated skirt on a windy day, but really any flippy short skirt will work so long as it's breezy enough. Instead of displaying the whale tail out of water (meaning being intentionally seen peeking up under low rise jeans) flashing a Submerged whale tail is the miniskirt alternative.

On a breezy day Andi went on a walk with her friends in a denim pleated mini skirt and flashed a submerged whale tail.

by Roachwitch September 23, 2022

the whale

the whale. it's pretty self-explanatory. a very stinky boy. has his days where he smalls like mouldy cheese. the whale.

can you smell that? the whale is nearby.

by pakernham October 4, 2022