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Weekend Crap

The act of filling out random answers at 9:00 on a Sunday night, so it looks like you did you homework for monday.
I really don't wanna do this homework! Whatever, i'll just Weekend Crap it!
by rockchawk November 18, 2010
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Weekend Savant

One who is not noticed by the majority of his community during the week, but expresses great knowledge of the art of partying on weekends. When confronted during the week about the prior weekend, he/she shall give no immediate response or acknowledge any crazy ass fucking shit (awesome stuff) they partook in, nor shall he/she boast about his/her impressive sexual encounters. They keep to themselves and do not speak ill of others, however will put a person in their place if need be but will go no further. They may surprise others with their readiness (alcoholically speaking) for any party at any time, providing high quality alcohol without any hint towards where he/she acquired it because he/she knows better.
Student A: Hey man, i saw that kid over there (in the green sweater) chug 18 beers at the rager, then continue to save a cat out of a tree and drive it home and back without getting arrested. He came back with two hotties 3 hours later safely!
Student B: Yeah I know! I was there, ive never heard him speak and he denies it all when i ask him about it. I see girls approaching him everyday in school attempting to give them their numbers, but he just ignores them, the guy is a complete Weekend Savant!
by justanothervictimoftheghetto December 10, 2010
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weekdaily basis

Occurring on a daily basis, only on weekdays.
by tdbmachine October 24, 2007
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Tylenol Weekend

When a number of things are irritating or causing you problems at once. The reference comes from describing a porn scene where a girl took double anal from a group of guys. Someone said, "She was having a Tylenol Weekend."
Bob can't find his keys, wallet, and he is running late for work - he must be having a Tylenol Weekend.
by Doc Irysch August 1, 2009
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the weeknd

A new type of R&B artist. Drake's protege. Makes fucking awesome music. Earsexes you constantly.
Man, have you heard House of Balloons or Thursday? The Weeknd just won't stop.
by peazncheez August 23, 2011
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rotating weekends

The invention of awful management not be able to adequently staff. the person that makes the schedule is a loser who has nothing to do on weekends and wants all other coworkers to suffer with them. a glimpse of hell. never being able to dedicate the weekends to something you love.
Rotating weekends means working every other weekend, or every third weekend.
by A pharmacy worker December 9, 2011
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Next Weekend

When someone says next weekend, it means the weekend coming up, unless the weekend has already started.
For example; if it were Tuesday January 10th, next weekend would refer to weekend coming up. As opposed to the weekend after next which refers to the weekend after this weekend.
by OliKazam February 15, 2012
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