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Washington Academy, East Machias

Although I do agree with whatever part of the last definition made sense, I'd like to also add that whoever wrote that must have either been baked out of their mind or just completely retarded. I dont' mind the lack of capitalization or the misspelling, but do you see those funny little symbols on your keyboard? They're called periods and commas. That aside, Washington Academy is festering spawning ground for conformity and reeks of a total abuse of power over students that is only exceeded by the aura of depression that pervades the atmosphere for one mile in every direction.
If Washington Academy, East Machias, lessened its iron grip on the student body maybe definitions like this wouldn't come about.
by Jijibwa March 31, 2009
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dish washer

a superrior from of t-bagging. one places one's testis in the face of an inferior and begins to "acdivate the spin cycle". At this point the dish washer sipns around and squats up and down.
yo did u see that shit trav? i busted him with my D.eagle then dish washed his shit
by delta11 September 18, 2004
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Longview, Washington

An industrial town in Southwest Washington state. Longview and Kelso (the town across the river) are both part of Cowlitz County.

There is hardly anything complimentary to say about this town. There are rarely any fun events to attend. It is very uncultured, poor, dirty, and is definitely not showing any signs of improvement. The air stinks with pollution from the local mills, an open slew of stagnant water and sewage winds throughout all of Longview and Kelso, most of the neighborhoods are rundown, and there is a high rate of drugs, crime, assault, STDs, and sex offenders/child molesters.

The majority of people that live in Longview are very trashy. Most people start out in life with a teenage pregnancy or two, drop out of highschool, maybe get into drugs, catch an STD, and learn to scam the system and live off SSI, foodstamps, HUD, and etc. since they have no education or job and no ambition to get one.

In general, a Longview person loves drama and has a pack mentality; a very bad combination that causes them to keep that highschool drama queen/king personality through adulthood of judging others, always believing they're right, and hating anyone who's different or seemingly better than they are........all with the support of their pack of friends.

However, there are some respectable people in Longview of course; even if they're living situations make them appear like the rest.
Something that happened to me before I moved out of Longview:

Longview chick: Hey b*tch! I don't like you! Don't look at me like that! I'll kick you're ass!

Me: Errr.....what? Who are you? I don't think I remember you.

Longview chick: Shut up! You stay away from my man! He and my friends say you've been flirting with him and a bunch of other guys. He doesn't want your herpes you nasty ho! So back off!

Me: Ha Ha! What are you talking about? I only chatted with him for a couple minutes at the party and I am not a prostitute with herpes. You and your friends need to get your facts straight.

*I walk away shaking my head*

Longview chick: Blah blah.....that's right you better run away!.....blah blah......I'll kick your ass........blah blah.

*I continue walking* Damn....I'm moving lout of Longview, Washington and back to Olympia, Washington.
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washing machine thing

washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them
Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer

Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing

Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing

Step son: YES
by gotermoter1013 December 18, 2019
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acid washed jeans

n. a type of casual pant made of denim put through a chemical process which strips most of the colour off, leaving marbled navy-blue streaks on a white background. Acid washed clothing was a must-have fashion accessory in the late 80s, when both jean pants and jackets were worn together for maximum effect.

Acid washed jeans quickly went out of style in the early 90s, but that didn't stop tacky people in Sarnia Ontario and a few other cultural backwaters around North America from wearing them well into the new millenium. Tight acid washed jeans with elastic waists and zip-up ankles can still be seen worn with big ff hair, spike high-heels and shock-makeup at monster truck rallies, dirt-bike races, mega-church flea markets and malls in certain parts of Florida, Southwestern Ontario, Upstate New York, Mexico and most of Alberta.
Woman in mid-forties named Sherry at a smash-up derby near Effingham, Illinois: (in voice thick with menthol cigarettes and bum wine) "Go Ricky! Smash that goddamned motherfuckin' Buick, baby! You're makin' mamma cream her acid washed jeans! Yeaaaahhh!"

Guy named Bobo on a native reserve in Northern Manitoba: Jeez, it's me lucky day! Some-un threw away a perfectly good acid-washed jean jacket! Mine, now, eeee! I'll wear this fucker moose huntin' and all the guys'll be right jealous!
by loveboat December 15, 2008
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washing dishes

Originating in New Orleans, it refers to when gang members switch their license plates in order to hide from the cops.
yo, 5.0 on my home we gotta start washing dishes
by Tha LA King October 19, 2014
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