A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim , Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans .
by Blitz7x July 11, 2018
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by word woman July 24, 2014
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by bburdzel December 15, 2011
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by WH262 February 27, 2018
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by PeanutBitter January 7, 2018
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