used tampon

the penis that lacks discipline

"I can't control my used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Among us

Sus

That is very among us

by anonymous February 24, 2021

If you want to use your old handle, *click here*

Not that I can't prove it immediately.

Hym "When you go to change you're pseudonym on Urban Dictionary it says 'If you want to use your old handle, *click here*' So I can recover any of my previous names at any time."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....

Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.

by chigman452 September 30, 2022

no us

When you want to use "no u" but remember that you're a communist

Random person: u mom gay
Joeseph Stalin: No us
Random person: e x c u s e m e
*soviet anthem plays*

by the enormous yeet December 13, 2018

Fair use

Isn't going to convince me to not murder a kid over what you're doing here.

Hym "Yeah, fair use is not going get me to tolerate what is happening here and I'm not going to let you have it without paying."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

use the microwave

To have sex

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "

by jsurfs November 25, 2016