Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.

Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

partridge in a pear tree

an unbelievably cool person

"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"

by k33p!7r33! July 25, 2008

Hall tree

A Hall Tree is a piece of furniture usually found in hallways or near the entryway of homes, on which people hang items such as hats, coats, or other clothing. They often have mirrors and drawers to store personal items such as wallets, sunglasses, money, etc.

a hanger that is shaped like a person's shoulders and used to hang garments on

a frame for hanging clothes on with a hook on the top

a rack with hooks for temporarily holding coats and hats

Boy: Dady! where is my cap? I'd just put it near the satellite!

Father:So what? You mean I've stolen it?....I'm kidding slovenly kid! I hung it on the Hall tree.

hanger clothespin clothes line airing cupboard detergent fabric clothes hoist clothes basket

by Jojo7007 July 10, 2011

windy tree farm

a place where farmers raise trees and gay people sneak off to give one another hand jobs and blow jobs

I want a blow Job

well we can't here we might get caught

hey, how about you give me one over that windy tree farm

ok

by buckbowers August 21, 2011

Peckerwood tree

A smooth skinned tree that grows stubby knotty branches that look like peckers.

If your wood supply is down Bob, you should get up to the Peckerwood tree. It's up over the hill.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017

Mexican tree war

When two groups of Mexicans (usually gangs) run out of bullets and resort to climbing trees and throwing tacos at the enemy

I was once caught in the middle of a Mexican tree war

by Spoockthegreat June 26, 2019

Talking tree

Ben Bryne initiallywhen? said that in Greek mythology, all the trees in the Dodona (northwestern Greece, Epirus) grove (the forest beside the sanctuary of Zeus) became endowed with the gift of prophecy, and the oaks not only spoke and delivered oracles while in a living state, but when built into the ship Argo the wood spoke and warned of approaching calamities.

The rustling of the leaves on an oak tree was regarded as the voice of Zeus.

Talking tree

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019