our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333
Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024
That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 23, 2024
by LilXangie May 23, 2024
A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
by Pierced69 August 04, 2022
"Enh-huh-huhhh-manh-huh-eh, sorry I have peanut butter mouth"
by AwesomeFartyParty66 February 03, 2022
Everyone hates a peanut butter couple. They're either extremely happy, or the black partner is brutally abusive.
by Negroid1000 March 24, 2013
A sexual act in which the individual positions herself under their partner’s member, and pushes a “radical” “surfer dude” hand position with their thumb and pinky extended, pushing against the “below ballage” region of the penis. Consequently doing that motion while giving their partner a blowjob and making airplane noises simultaneously.
by HangryBagel February 21, 2024