An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
Get the Peanut the squirrelmug. An adjective referring to a person who is seeking favor by going out of the way to please the object of their desire.
An adjective referring to someone who licks the penis of someone he or she wishes to please.
See also brown noser, apple polisher, cock sucker, arse licker, or dick licker.
An adjective referring to someone who licks the penis of someone he or she wishes to please.
See also brown noser, apple polisher, cock sucker, arse licker, or dick licker.
1. That guy wants a promotion so bad he's a real peanut licker.
2. Dwight really wants to be the manager of the Scranton office. Hes a real peanut licker.
3. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? Ask Holly, she's a real peanut licker.
2. Dwight really wants to be the manager of the Scranton office. Hes a real peanut licker.
3. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? Ask Holly, she's a real peanut licker.
by tako November 23, 2013
Get the peanut lickermug. Brad: hey dude wanna come to my party we’re gonna make some peanut butter and crackers
Nick: peanut butter and crackers?
Brad: yeah we’re gonna spread some peanut butter on Amy and Nicole
Nick: peanut butter and crackers?
Brad: yeah we’re gonna spread some peanut butter on Amy and Nicole
by http.eatallbabies February 4, 2021
Get the Peanut butter and crackersmug. A flaccid Penis that resembles a peanut.
by Hot mitt January 30, 2024
Get the Skin Peanutmug. When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"
by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019
Get the Put that peanut butter on the jellymug. Fudgy peanut is the act of sifting through ones/someone else's shit to find the little treasure that is a fudgy peanut
by Dispatch D March 2, 2021
Get the fudgy peanutsmug. A sexual act in which the individual positions herself under their partner’s member, and pushes a “radical” “surfer dude” hand position with their thumb and pinky extended, pushing against the “below ballage” region of the penis. Consequently doing that motion while giving their partner a blowjob and making airplane noises simultaneously.
by HangryBagel February 21, 2024
Get the Airplane Peanutsmug.