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Jiffy John

More commonly known as a "Porta Potty"
Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.
Person 1: Oh my god, I really gotta take a piss
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*
by GHUBZ October 20, 2012
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the best drummer. plays in a cool band called milkk. deserves love.
john ogelby invented the drums
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Some fucking tidy boy
He's the one lad everyone wants to shag.
He'd get fucking rattled. Man, woman who fucking cares it's John bendot
John Bendot is fucking tidy.
10/10 would shag again.
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John Edwards

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The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.
"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"
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John Wiegman

That was so John Wiegman
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John Ceu

A serious Black nigga

Dont fuck with him he will fuck ur bitch
"You see that nigga John Ceu, yeah he fucked my bitch"
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