cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 3, 2013

Oral blasting

The action of repeatedly ramming ones cock into another's face until releasing his nut soldiers, which in turn creates a day care in the recipients belly

Dude, chad was totally oral blasting your mom lastnight

by Kcrum25 July 3, 2016

Block Blast

Game that basically everyone I hang out with plays while getting absolutely mogged by their high score.

Person 1: Yo hop on Block Blast.
Person 2: But your high score is so much higher than mine!
Person 1: IDFC!

by literallynothim December 8, 2024

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

blast

To intensely focus one's exercise.

Oh man, I'm totally ready to go blast my abs right about now.

by gangstasucka187 February 3, 2010

Dr.Pepper Blast

When you butt chug a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and then have explosive diarrhea immediately after finishing the bottle.

yea they dared me to chug the whole bottle but i couldn't handle it so my Dr.Pepper blast went every where.

by The Bleu ranger February 22, 2017

Wok-Blasted

To be totally shit faced.

Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!

by txbe September 14, 2025