The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.
I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....
I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.
I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
by lump420 July 14, 2019
verb.
To turn up, to blast off.
(On an airplane, everyone who drinks is box blasting their flight)
verb.
Another example of this is getting so turnt up on a beat box from the local gas station.
To turn up, to blast off.
(On an airplane, everyone who drinks is box blasting their flight)
verb.
Another example of this is getting so turnt up on a beat box from the local gas station.
“I am totally about to box blast this beer”
“I can’t wait to box blast on this flight”
“Do you want anything from the store?” “Yes I wanna get box blasted.”
“I can’t wait to box blast on this flight”
“Do you want anything from the store?” “Yes I wanna get box blasted.”
by boxblastyaddy June 14, 2023
by heisenbruhger July 08, 2023
A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
by Shroompuff March 27, 2020
by K0nrad January 27, 2020
The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh December 20, 2017