What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
Get the But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!mug. A lithium shake is a lesser known alcoholic drink in the crime world. It's normally prepared by mixing ecstasy and cocaine with a cocktail.
"BOI. Why in God's lil' name is Ma' head on fire after a lil' sippa' cocktail?!"
"That ain't no cocktail, Boss! Thatta' Lithium Shake, innit tho!"
"That ain't no cocktail, Boss! Thatta' Lithium Shake, innit tho!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
Get the Lithium Shakemug. The strawberry shake is when you are eating a girl out while she's on her period and you drink her blood and cumm at the same time.
by UHAVETINYPENISS February 21, 2021
Get the Strawberry shakemug. by niallheartshishoes September 22, 2020
Get the shamrock shake memug. To shake the frost is to get over a lost love, or love gone wrong. Frost is being cold and distant towards potential new love.
by Alright now November 19, 2023
Get the shake the frostmug. by abam2 April 30, 2016
Get the Aggie Protein Shakemug. the shake that tweaker’s have basically all the time. most likely nerve damage from their hard drugs.
by no snitchin October 23, 2017
Get the tweaker shakemug.