Ultimate Simp

A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters

"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"

by CottonDreams June 1, 2021

No Simp Summer

No Simp Summer (start's June 1st) is Like No Nut November but instead, you cannot simp for anyone, no celebrities not even your GF stay strong soldiers

Man 1: Bro have you seen this new ash kaash post...her ass was out and allat bro

Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer

by 333LOOZER333 June 3, 2021

hat simp

bbh but a downgrade

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear

by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021

sugar simp

A title of which someone who simps will buy the person they simp for gifts such as clothes, jewelry or other items they want, however they don't ask for anything back as making the person they simp for happy is payment enough; Someone who buys gifts for someone they simp for and either asks for nothing in return or says you can pay them in affection.

"I told my boyfriend to buy me a top that I liked as a joke but he actually went and got it for me along with some other things on my Amazon wishlist! When I said I owed him he said that I already repay him in affection."

".....Your boyfriend is a sugar simp omfg-"

by LxiG May 28, 2021

Sussy simp

A simp who is showing signs of being a homosexual.

Cooper is a sussy simp.

by sussy simp May 29, 2021

Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.

Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?

by Left Wing Fascist May 7, 2023

Sideline Simping

When a girl you like is in a relationship, so you stay friends until she is available. That is when you tag in and shoot your shot.

Her: "We have been fighting recently so I don't know, we might break up."

You: "I hope you can work it out. Just be careful, Celtic is totally sideline simping."

by SmollYeti November 30, 2021