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by cool dude 621 April 24, 2019
A "Jordan" is someone who will never beat a "Tyler". There is no foreseeable path to victory for a Jordan when a Tyler is present.
by Bucfan56 January 22, 2021
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Jordan’s suck never date them they WILL cheat on you and they will deny it even tho they know you know they are lying they will always give a a stupid excuse whenever they make you mad you can call them whordan tho so that’s cool I but still never date one they will brake your heart
Girl #1: hey gorl aren’t you dating that hottie jordan
Girl#2: nahh thAt nigga was cheatin the whole 8 months we were dating so I broke up wit him .
Girl#2: nahh thAt nigga was cheatin the whole 8 months we were dating so I broke up wit him .
by Hot tamale 123 July 11, 2019
1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
Them: What happened between you and Jordan?
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
by The one girl who died May 03, 2022