Stat Fucked

When, during a televised sporting event, the commentators give a statistic about something that hasn't happened that game, that year, or in multiple years. After they give the stat, the thing or scenario that hasn't happened will happen the very next play. It applies to all sports.

"He hasn't missed a field goal all year, and this kick will win the game". He then misses. He was stat fucked.

(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)

by DNG1981 January 2, 2011

puppet fucked

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.

Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.

by j$.devops August 18, 2016

twi-fucks

The crazies that stand outside a movie theater for 5+ hours waiting for the new twilight movie to start.

Did you see that line at the theater? It went all the way to the Corner Bistro!
Yeah I saw that, stupid twi-fucks!

by Stoney Beers July 7, 2010

Gunk-fucking

(v.) using up the dregs of your weed stash

i.e. smoking old, saved ash; burning through the cotton of an empty cart

My plug is out of town for another week, looks like it's time to start gunk-fucking.

by Emery.0 April 18, 2022

Gutful of Fuck

A term used when you contribute nothing of use to a conversation or game.

Luke knew he had no chance in the game of bullshit...so he threw in a gutful of fuck and hoped for the best!

by Spartacusallen July 5, 2012

high as fuck

What you are right now.

You are, aren't you. Come on, no one looks up high as fuck on the computer unless they are.

by ImAshroom May 30, 2008

fuck this shit

What people say when they give up at something out of frustration

Mom:Don't worry timmy, you'll learn to ride the bike soon enough.

Timmy:Fuck this shit!! I give up!

by Big LJ October 6, 2006