Shitmas music

Christmas music that radio stations wouldn't dare play because the audience would leave, but yet Department stores can play so employees have to put up with the horrible music.

Oh, shitmas music is playing again. Damn that's horrible!

by Gyphed December 1, 2019

Real Music

It is what baby boomers call music in the 80s and before. Anything after that is "bad and not real music."

You stupid kids don't know what real music is. It's always with your raps and rocks and rolls.

by Roblox Steve December 13, 2019

Music Daddy

a person who introduces you to new music

I was having trouble finding new music to listen to so I asked my music daddy for some suggestions.

by goalmiester April 22, 2020

Tree Music

Lacklustre jazz /funk music with no middle, beginning or end. Often played in elevators.

" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"

by Olemrgrey July 25, 2020

Real Music

Real Music is a term used by people who prefer certain types of music, music that is most commonly not defined as Real Music to them is game music and music without lyrics.
Real Music is all music, from Rap to Hip Hop to Instrumental to Game Music.

"Why do you listen to that garbage, that isn't real music!"

"How about you learn what an opinion is, then you can come back to me."

by BlueEngland September 19, 2020

country music

Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.

Damn. I hate country music.

by Anon135813 October 12, 2020

Trap Music

Trap: A sub-genre of hip hop that originated in the southern states of America around the late 90’s and early 2000’s with the most notable characteristic of having lyrical content that depicts the sale and use of drugs. Trap music has had a major sound change in the years 2013-2016 by incorporating spacey/psychedelic melodies, distorted 808 basses, high tempo repetitive high hat patterns and the lyrical content focusing more on drug use rather than drug sales.

Alex: Aye have you heard three six mafia is suing $uicideboy$

Wayde: yeah bro that’s fucked up but I still fuck with them cuz they one of the ogs of trap music

by Mrs Merry Jane October 13, 2020