California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025

California Flapperjacking

When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.

I love California Flapperjacking

by Sussytoon July 1, 2025

California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep

Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll

by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025

California Breakfast

First meal of the day, had after 4.20 pm, usually after a night and morning of debauchery, and in some cases, tomfoolery.

He: Yo, early dinner tonight.
She: Na fam, I had a California breakfast

by Tittyslayer88 July 16, 2025

California's Almonds

California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.

Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about

by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025

California Republican

A California Republican is identified as socially liberal and economically conservative.

Are you republican? Well, I am California Republican. I am socially liberal but economically, I am conservative.

by AldashX951 July 30, 2025

California Hydra

A term used to describe the sexual act with a man with 2 strapons to the left and right of his penis and 3 busty asian women.

The first woman shoves the left penis into her mouth,
The 2nd woman rides the other penis with her ass,
The 3rd woman rides the right penis with her vagina

Each penile object must be at least 6-7' (get it because its from rap therefore funny) inches in size

"Oh yeah, i received the BEST california hydra last night."

by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025