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portruguese sausage fiesta

the act of making sex to a girl you do not know the name of and when she is least expecting it beat her in the head with a sausage until unconcious and steal her money.
dude i gave this chick a portruguese sausage fiesta and made 100 bucks last nite, high five
by Johnny BO BO January 15, 2007
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twine around a sausage

A big fat chick with a g-string on, usually wearing a pair of low cut jeans or shorts.
That fat bitch bent over and all I saw was twine around a sausage.
by G. Jordan November 22, 2007
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Silly Silly Sausage

Silly Silly Sausage was born in a bin. His parents gave him up for adoption to acquire the legendary baguette. Later that day he passed away.
Hey guys, ever heard of the story of Silly Silly Sausage

No?

Tells the story*
by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022
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Last Sausage In Tin

Refers to someone with a small penis, as in it's so small, when in the vagina it looks as if it's the last sausage in the tin (taking up no room)
'Oi Mikey, have you seen Bob's pecker? Apparently he did it with Jenny, can you imagine it? Must have been the Last Sausage In Tin!'
by Chuck-Diddy April 10, 2009
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Sausages Are Already Out There

When your information/idea/ or who you are in general is already well known to those that know you. No need to ask any questions or seek clarification. It is what it is.
"I dont know why he was all askin' me about how I felt about him going out with his friends. My sausages are already out there!"
by Plenty O'Toole June 13, 2007
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The Sausages do not Approve

A phrase coined by F8thLeSS-Priicher meant to be a stupid way of making a negative statement with a referance to "My Hime" an anime in which one character's hair has ponytail-like things that look like sausages and is the jealous-type and when she thinks her "boyfriend" is looking at someone else her hair moves around franticly while she yells at him.
Clutz: Why won't this Computer work?!
F8thLeSS: Because The Sausages do not Approve of your methods.
Clutz: *punch*
F8thLeSS: Asshole...
by F8thLeSS-Priicher January 19, 2009
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