Pulling a Robert

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will

Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?

by Hmenrak August 20, 2013

The Charlize Roberts

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.

The Charlize Roberts... simple

by PRESS ADD PLEASE!!! August 25, 2020

Robert

Robert is someone who is a narcissistic, asshole, cry baby bitch who makes people's lives miserable and doesn't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own. They are irresponsible and rude and manipulative with no soul. (They also have bad hairlines)

Robert is being such a dick right now and is screaming because he's getting shit on by a girl who's a lower rank then them in valorant.

by whinygirl April 16, 2023

Robert

The type of guy to get into lots of entanglements and never get caught.

Friend: What ever happened to that one girl?
A Robert: Oh, she was just an entanglement, like the rest.

by Robert is the best name July 12, 2020

Robert

Roberts Have A Big Dick 😋😋

Robert has a 2 foot dick

by fuccyoubitchhh November 24, 2021

Robert

A dude that don't like to play golf because he has a mangina

Robert won't play golf with Ryan

by BigDickDaddy from Cincinnati December 23, 2022

Robert

Robert is a relatively nice person to strangers, but if you know him well enough and you are friends with him he will roast the ever-living shit out of you to the point where you have a mental breakdown. He will be funny and athletic, but this is drowned by the fact that he will use everything against you, so don't tell him any secrets or else.

"hey look at that douche-bag"
"ah must be a Robert."

by sama24681013579 February 16, 2019