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Robert Pin

An often small hairpin used to keep hair in place. Typically the same color as the hair it is holding back. In a less formal context, can be known as a "bobby pin."
My beautiful man bun is held in place by an abundance of robert pins.
by elderlyBay January 13, 2020
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National Robert STFU Time

This is the time when Robert should STFU. The time can usually last an hour and is determined by Alessia
Robert: Blah Blah Blah

Alessia: Stfu Rob

Robert: Why

Alessia: Its national Robert STFU time.
by GHUNdu February 7, 2022
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Robert

BIG HUMONGOUS PENIS. SO BIG. HUGE PENIS MAN.
Robert is a HUGE PENIS MAN
by anonymous November 15, 2021
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Robert Dyas

Referencing the Robert Dyas Advert.

When someone is trying to be inclusive, or pretending to be inclusive, however, is clearly failing.
"Don't be so Robert Dyas about it".
by ZeeZeeB March 4, 2021
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Jack Roberts

A Jack Roberts is a person with elite music taste, yet that is not their only good trait. He also is a massive womanizer and is also described as a, rizzler, pussymagnet, charmer as well as the best at pulling girls on holiday. He also is very good with kids (not like Michael Jackson).
I wish Jack Roberts would rizz me.
by Sexywexy12 August 7, 2023
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robert

you know robert?
oh yeah, he’s an ass
by truckdriver2200 November 8, 2022
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Robert

Complete and utter thumb. Governmental lab made experiment used to gather information or some shit. Possibly a drone. Probably likes pop unironically. Type of guy to wear shorts in winter, but it’s all good because they have a huge arse.
What a complete retard. Must be Robert. Look at that ass though!
by Mullion7 November 2, 2022
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